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Thank you Witchchild for the Google Amusement. (If you don't know, go to Google, and type in "[Name] is" wherein Name is your name)

1. Kris is Home! 
2. Kris is also an Emmy-award winning investigative reporter, having captured a regional honor in 1991 for an in-depth report on the influence of the Ku Klux Klan 
3. Kris is believed to have originated in Java, Indonesia in the 14th century by a Janggalo king named Inakto Pali
4. Kris is the distinctive weapon of Indonesia and Malaysia and is found in a variety of forms and origin ranging from Northern Sumatra and Malaysia to far distant Mindanao in the Philippines
5. Kris is BACK
6. Kris is proud to have won these fine awards
7. Kris is a 46' bay built boat, with a large spacious area for fishing
8. Kris is also one of the founding members of the Legendary "Father of Waters Pipes & Drums", Mississippi's Premier Bagpipe and Drum band 
9. KRIS is a Windows-based computer program that allows easy access to data tables, charts, photographs and bibliographic materials relevant to fisheries, water quality and watershed management
10. Kris is reputed to be able to fly by night and seek out victims (their owners' enemies, presumably) without a guiding hand

Gleep

1. Gleep is no longer flying around in a little pod looking thing, even when I played the first Gubble I couldn't understand the point of that pod
2. Gleep is back and once again ready for action
3. Gleep is unexpectedly intelligent
4. Gleep is the baby dragon who was adopted by Skeeve, a young wizard, through letting
him eat the sleeve of his shirt. 
5. gleep is defined by pressing M-. 
6. Gleep is almost one year old and lives with his care giver Naomi in Canada.
7. Gleep is a 16lb. bastard Russian Blue with yellow eyes
8. Gleep is wonderful, life is wonderful ... what could be better? 
9. Gleep is a furgle minch
10. Gleep is blasted by a spray of scintillating blue!

#10 was just WAY too amusing.

And, lastly, because I'm just this bored at work:

LordAvon (Not too much for this name, and most looks to be from Blake's 7 fanfic)

1. lord Avon is differant he's speciel
2. Lord Avon is now the *8th* Sexiest Actor in the known universe! 
3. Lord Avon is quite impressed with you

And now, with thanks to One Free Radical": 40X40. (40 Things I want to do by the time I'm 40. I've only got 10 years.)

1. See the rest of the 50 states. (I've visited Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia, North and South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississipppi, Florida, Louisana, Tennessee, Kentucky, Indiana, Ohio, Michigan, Arkansas, Texas. Only 23 to go!)
2. Visit Japan.
3. Visit Germany.
4. Visit France.
5. Visit Russia.
6. Sail on a cruise.
7. Visit the Stanley Cup Hall of Fame.
8. Visit the Hockey Cities of Canada.
9. Watch the NJ Devils at the rink.
10. Get published.
11. Become a Masterclass Costumer at a Convention.
12. Finally finish my Aes Sedai costume.
13. Break my MUD addiction.
14. Own a brand-new Infinity straight from the dealer.
15. Go clubbing.
16. Build my own computer.
17. Learn Linux, as opposed to using it.
18. Network my apartment.
19. Design church web sites for free. 
20. Do Make-up Design for a film or theater.
21. Meet Wil Wheaton. 
22. Meet Julie Czerneda.
23. Visit Skywalker Studios.
24. Visit Disneyworld.
25. Put my Seminary degree to actual use.
26. Get another degree, this time in computers.
27. Own rings for every finger.
28. Own a coat for each month of the year. (Some women collect shoes, I collect coats)
29. Own my own company.
30. Be "well-read" in the S/F genre (I gave up trying for well-read in general)
31. Make a donation to my alma mater so that they expand the Bellatrix Library.
32. Lose weight. (Where did I put that?)
33. Visit Myst, Fitz, Jasper, and Medlae.
34. Own a Macintosh and leave the Windows World forever.
35. Own a snake.
36. Have a wall-sized aquarium in my home. 
37. Have a secret passage in my home.
38. I guess I better have a home, too.
39. Make a difference in someone's life.
40. Watch all six episodes of Star Wars back to back in the theater.